What a show we have today? We have today. I can't keep singing. I'm wasting time. We have a very wonderful show to get to today. All kinds of stuff happening today. Lieutenant Corporal, Left Sergeant Commander Tom

Dowdy is calling in. I hear he's upset about something, so we're getting a call from him later in the show.

Also, a new segment we're doing called the Harland Highway Comedy Moment.

Well you'll hear a little bit of Harlan, that's me,

doing some of, working on some new stand-up comedy material

live at a comedy club.

Also, oh my God, the Parsley Papers,

we haven't had the Parsley Papers for a while.

O.J Simpson is about to get out of jail or he might be out already. Charles Parsley has

one of the first interviews with OJ. It's going to be riveting and shocking and

unbelievably provocative, so get ready for that. and of the day that involves YouTube.

Some weird, creepy wild stuff happening on YouTube,

and I have a feeling I'm not the only one who's been prey to this.

Oh, and lastly, we have our new title sequence so get ready here it is I hope

you enjoy it this is the Harland Highway Why? Put on your seatbelt, it's about your

Put on your seatbelt. It's about to get bumpy.

Oh, how perfectly are full.

I get my kids above the waistline sunshine.

When they take the bandages off.

We don't know who we are.

We don't know where we are.

You're riding down the Harlan Highway.

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