#89: Those Unattainable Vegetables

Shut Up & Sit Down

Leisure, Games

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Matt and Quinns are joined in this episode by Microsoft Powerpoint(!) to discuss their experiences with a selection of hot new board games. They're talking about the trashed monks of Heaven & Ale, the unattainable carrots of Reykholt, the questionable fishing practices of Captains of the Gulf, the bad nouns of Trapwords and the passive-aggressive parapets of Between Two Castles of Mad King Ludwig.

In a rare mailbag double-bagger, the pair then field two questions, one about the phrase "The Teach", the other about theoretical business ventures for SU&SD. Quinns wants to open a new telephone hotline and Matt wants funding for... erm... well, it's not exactly clear.

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0:00.0	Hello, and welcome to an incredibly loud man bellowing into the darkness.
0:11.0	This is a marvellous room. We've got some like shapes being projected onto the ceiling.
0:16.0	I feel like I'm in a dream sequence.
0:18.0	Also today I'm joined by Quentin Smith. The guy who started, shut
0:22.2	it down, but it's not surprising, he's here. Hello, Matt Lee's. I said joined by as
0:29.6	if it's like my website. Thanks for joining us, Quince. Thank you all very much for, I've just
0:34.5	noticed that you've been given some kind of like... Yeah, I've got some interesting stuff going on.
0:38.3	I've got like this coffee you bought me tastes kind of like beef.
0:41.3	Yeah.
0:42.3	Giving new meaning to ground coffee.
0:45.3	I don't know.
0:46.3	And...
0:47.3	Thank you for groaning at that.
0:49.3	Everybody in the audience.
0:50.3	I'm not joking.
0:51.3	It tastes like soup a little bit.
0:52.3	It tastes like Bisto, which is a British gravy thing.
0:55.0	Also I've got a little thing which has a laser radiation avoid direct exposure,
0:59.0	which allows me to do a pointer around the room,
1:02.0	which I'm not going to do any lower than this because I don't know what liabilities like
1:07.0	in terms of me blinding people.
1:09.0	So that's fun, isn't it?
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