#89: Those Unattainable Vegetables

Shut Up & Sit Down

Leisure, Games

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Matt and Quinns are joined in this episode by Microsoft Powerpoint(!) to discuss their experiences with a selection of hot new board games. They're talking about the trashed monks of Heaven & Ale, the unattainable carrots of Reykholt, the questionable fishing practices of Captains of the Gulf, the bad nouns of Trapwords and the passive-aggressive parapets of Between Two Castles of Mad King Ludwig.

In a rare mailbag double-bagger, the pair then field two questions, one about the phrase "The Teach", the other about theoretical business ventures for SU&SD. Quinns wants to open a new telephone hotline and Matt wants funding for... erm... well, it's not exactly clear.

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0:00.0	Oh, and welcome to an incredibly loud man bellowing into the darkness.
0:12.0	This is a marvelous room.
0:13.2	We've got some like shapes being projected onto the ceiling.
0:15.8	I feel like I'm in a dream sequence.
0:18.6	Also today I'm joined by Quinton Smith.
0:20.6	The guy who started showing us it down, it's not surprising.
0:24.6	He's here.
0:26.6	Hello, Matt.
0:28.0	Nice to join by as if it's like my website.
0:31.2	Thanks for joining us, Quinton.
0:32.8	Thank you all very much for just noticing that you've been given some kind of like...
0:36.8	Yeah, I've got some interesting stuff going on.
0:38.7	I've got this coffee you bought me, tastes kind of like beef.
0:43.0	Giving new meaning to ground coffee.
0:45.8	I don't know.
0:47.0	And thank you for groaning at that.
0:50.0	I mean, I'm not joking.
0:51.0	It tastes like soup a little bit.
0:52.6	It tastes like bisto, which is a British gravy thing.
0:55.2	Also, I've got a little thing which has a laser radiation avoid direct exposure,
0:59.6	which allows me to do a pointer around the room,
1:02.4	which I'm not going to do any lower than this because I don't know what liabilities
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