89 - SAM BASHOR and DJ WOOLDRIDGE join us!

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	Crimestone, gimme bone, put it in my stool.
0:08.0	Every night, take a flight, want to dance with you
0:16.0	I'm scared of dying and not
0:18.0	and getting hit by a car
0:22.0	on the steers no way and getting hit by a car by a car
0:24.0	no way to your heart.
0:27.0	I just feel like if I ever to get hit by a car,
0:31.0	the amount of pain I would experience wouldn't be over quickly and it would last a long time.
0:35.6	I ended up being hooked up to a machine in my entire family.
0:37.6	I would have to decide all around me whether or not to let me live or be hooked up.
0:40.8	I don't like that would be appropriate and so I would rather go basically any other way or spend the rest of my life with hiccups.
0:46.0	And also I got the stew on the stove right now,
0:50.0	it's basically a...
0:51.0	The seven minutes on. minutes off.
0:54.0	Beef.
0:56.0	Carrots.
0:57.0	And I'm sitting here stirring it.
0:59.0	Beef ragoo.
1:01.0	And I'm thinking about...
1:02.0	What?
1:03.0	What?
1:04.0	That's right.
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