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89: Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer

Irreligiosophy

Irreligiosophy

Religion & Spirituality

4.8869 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2010

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

We discuss the perennial holiday classic about a reindeer born disfigured with a gigantic crimson proboscis, which apparently Leighton has never seen (I honestly don't know how he functions in society). In it, we find a shocking tale of discrimination and prejudice, led by God himself as his alter ego Santa Claus. This episode is not for the faint of heart.

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0:00.0

Hello and I'm

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I'm going to be a

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I'm going to

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Hello and welcome to this episode of Irreligious v

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The One True Podcast, where Leighton and I have been master debaters since January of 2009.

0:17.0

I know I've been a master debater for much longer than that, but Charlie is just getting to his stride. We frequently master debate.

0:24.4

Yeah together a lot of times.

0:29.0

Let's get right into this podcast.

0:35.0

Special Christmas edition podcast. Yes, yes, we are going to take a look at our childhood memories and obliterate them.

0:41.0

But before we get to that, we need to get into the skunk dicks. This week we may

0:48.3

have more than the typical three skunk dicks. I would nominate Todd Cochrane of the podcast awards.

0:55.6

For once again two years in a row failing to pronounce our name even though we've

0:59.6

been rightfully nominated and the victory was stole from us two years and I'd also like to nominate our fans as skunk dicks

1:06.4

for two reasons all except Shenchard because you're pretty and you play an instrument and I'd love to see what you could do with your

1:13.9

fingers but everybody else... Jesus age Christ. She said she voted for us. Yeah

1:20.9

you fuckers are too goddamn lazy.

1:23.0

Wait, how many times did you vote for us late?

1:27.0

Are we allowed to vote for ourselves?

1:28.0

Yes.

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Oh, in that case, I ignored that entirely.

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Yeah, I voted once. Yeah, I voted once and actually I voted once and then they sent me an email and I'm like this is too much effort.

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Wait, wait, I did vote once and then they told me that they were going to randomly select you to make sure that you're voting.

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