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0:00.0	The following podcast is not real.
0:06.7	It's just a bunch of human actors.
0:09.0	One pretty famous one and three others who aren't really up to the task.
0:12.5	And it's still sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, like an innocent child who just keeps
0:16.6	putting the dead baby bird back in the nest.
0:19.2	Want to send something to Foon?
0:20.7	Take your laughably insufficient five fingered human hand and scroll this on the package.
0:25.6	Against Humanity, 1917 North-Eldstin Chicago, Illinois, 60642.
0:30.8	Care of Arnie Neekham, Vrnilian Minotaur, Town of Hogsface, Land of Foon.
0:34.9	Cards Against Humanity will take it from there.
0:37.3	And now, ready?
0:38.8	Set?
0:39.6	Listen!
0:55.6	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:03.5	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
1:05.8	I'm your host Arnie Neekham.
1:07.0	If you've never listened to the podcast before, it's okay.
1:10.5	Just this one time.
1:11.6	But this is what you need to know.
1:13.0	About a year and a half ago, I shifled through a dimensional portal, behind a Burger King,
1:17.8	through the magical, fantastical land of Foon.
1:20.1	Luckily, I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal through that portal, from the Burger King,
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