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89: Italia-no

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Headgum

Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 β€’ 5.8K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 4 August 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

In this episode we discuss our show ending, our belly buttons beginning, and Italian restaurants.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a headgum original.

0:07.0

Jake and a mere two Jews that you can't forget.

0:11.0

In 2010, they were big on the internet,

0:15.0

but then three failed pilots, two rejected movie scripts. Won't last it's effort

0:23.6

To try and stop their career

0:26.6

From going to shit

0:28.6

Seven

0:29.6

Another podcast

0:32.6

Each app different from the last

0:35.6

It's the Swiss Army Nightfook shows.

0:39.3

Now let me meet you two pathetic hosts.

0:44.3

Get your hands up, fam.

0:48.3

Turn on your lighters, dudes, because there's only two more fucking episodes of this podcast left so i want everybody

0:56.4

singing and swaying to that theme song we're going out there's like five or yeah really it's

1:02.9

yeah actually this episode comes out on august fourth which is right before your 40th wow yeah

1:07.5

still 39 as we're recording it. Correct. Forever young, I will be forever young.

1:15.6

Your nose is bleeding a little bit.

1:18.7

And your hair plugs are falling out.

1:20.6

Do you really want to bleed forever?

1:22.7

Your hearing aid is dialed up.

1:27.1

Forever young.

1:29.0

I want to bleed forever young.

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