89: Don't Touch If You Aint' Prayed

God Awful Movies

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Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2017

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Don't Touch If You Ain't Prayed; the story of a 40 year old virgin that meets a terrible, terrible human and settles for him even though he's an abusive, married, cocaine dealer and sexually assaults her.

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0:00.0	Looking for keys, looking for keys, looking for keys.
0:05.0	Looking for keys.
0:09.9	Everyone's tired of looking for keys.
0:14.8	So the Honda HRV hybrid can be unlocked and turned on
0:21.9	with your phone. Why are we listening takers next?
0:28.0	Honda the power of dreams.
0:30.0	I did ensure the part right here at the beginning though where she goes to like grab food off his plate and he's like seriously get the fuck off my plate
0:39.8	Yeah, order the amount of food you want to eat? That's how fucking restaurants were.
0:44.0	Like this was an important message for everybody.
0:46.0	Well, their weird banter back and forth
0:47.8	is she tries to take his food and he's like,
0:49.5	mm-mm, that's my food,
0:51.0	to which she playfully throws meat in his eyes.
0:54.4	I wanted him to like pull out a katana.
0:58.8	It just escalated, right?
1:00.8	She said, oh, fuck, was that steak juice?
1:03.0	Gotcha!
1:05.0	God-awful movies!
1:07.0	movie! movies. Welcome back to the gam cast where each week we sample another selection from
1:23.4	Christian cinema because I was sick and not being able to piss people off with my
1:26.4	business card. I'm your host Noah Aleusions and sitting to my immediate left
1:29.9	is my good friend Heath and right Heath welcome welcome back thanks Noah a quick question can we do like
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