Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden.

I want to thank you from tuning in and welcome you to episode 89 of my podcast.

Who's paying attention?

It has been a busy couple of weeks from me.

Mainly I have been, well, I was in Australia.

I was in Sydney for a few days doing just for

last comedy festival down there, which was absolutely great, but that's why you haven't heard

for me for a while. And while I was gone, there was a pumpkin riot, and I had no idea

that was going on, or I really, I would have rushed back because when

they're in New Hampshire, rioting over pumpkins, we know things have gotten serious.

You probably know about that story.

I'm not really going to go into it.

There have been some comparisons to how the police handle a riot over pumpkins versus

how they handle Ferguson. Let's just say there wasn't a

militaristic response to the pumpkin riot, even though rioters were throwing beer cans and

making aggressive moves soared to cops. But I'm not even going to go into it we had a pumpkin riot this one this

but listen the midterm elections what what do you want to say what is there to say they're

there if your state is a swing state you have been barraged by so many political commercials by now.

I really hate to even mention this election.

I've been in some of these states and seen what's going on.

It is unbelievable.

So the best thing I can tell you if you're in one of those states

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