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How Long Gone

886. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod today, Chris is in New York, and Jason is home in Los Angeles. We chat about Bowen Yang leaving SNL, rapper TI is a comedian now, we're neck and neck with Joe Budden for the number of podcast episodes, new Epstein flicks dropped, and there is an odd lack of something in them, the downsides of island ownership, what Chris Tucker brings to the table in Epstein's friend group, the Counting Crows documentary, Erika Kirk going mode Righteous Gemstones a bit too early, Slayyyter Lyrics, and we dine at Bistrot Ha's in New York, and sushi spot Morihiro in LA. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

How long gone. It is a beautiful Sunday.

0:24.0

We're inching towards Christmas, Jesus' birthday.

0:25.2

Happy B-Day.

0:31.0

Yeah, we were just discussing right beforehand, you know, the fellas is a gay discourse.

0:37.2

At a certain point, your Wi-Fi speeds can be too high and too strong where it's suspect, right?

0:54.6

Oh, yeah. If your Wi-Fi is too fast, I have questions. Mm-hmm. As a man, as a man. Just what's going on in there, you know? No woman has ever dealt with Wi-Fi speed. That's what keeps them beautiful and unpure, is that they don't worry about shit like that. That's a man's job. Yeah the why and Wi-Fi am I right they don't know shit stupid um yeah we're just uh days away from our

1:04.4

holiday break we got Christmas Eve Eve coming up soon in just a couple days it's going to be

1:10.2

raining in L.A. for all of these days, which is not good for my, my holiday

1:17.1

schedule.

1:19.2

Yeah, Orange County in the rain is not as romantic as I would like it to be.

1:24.7

Yeah, it's hard to look over, get a leachie martini at the montage and overlook, you know, gray skies. I remember a couple years ago when we were in L.A. and we drove a convertible to your house on Christmas Eve, and I was like, damn, this is how good life can be. I was like, I didn't know.

1:44.4

I didn't know it was like this, but it can't be like that every year.

1:47.2

No, I cannot.

1:49.0

Let's see.

1:49.7

So there's a bunch of cool stuff in the news relevant to our interest.

1:54.5

We covered some stuff as we recorded a little special that's going to come out soon,

2:00.4

but we can kind of talk more about

2:03.9

that and then um well i mean i i i i've we would be remiss to not start off with um the end of bow and

2:11.2

yang's tenure over at s and l i watched it uh watched some clips i haven't well i'm going to watch it

2:17.1

tonight famously i didn't watch share obviously because that's crazy to me she'd over at S&L. I watched it. I watched some clips. I haven't well. I'm going to watch it tonight,

2:32.8

famously. I didn't watch Cher, obviously, because that's crazy to me. She lip synced her way through it, as she should. I think Cher's earned her right to lip sync. Oh, for sure, for sure. I don't. People get mad about that. I'm like, dude, she's a legend. Just let her, who cares? Like she's not there because she can sing.

2:33.8

She's there because she share.

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