#885 - Tom Segura

The Joe Rogan Experience

Joe Rogan

Comedy

4.6 • 228.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2016

⏱️ 206 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Tom Segura is a stand-up comedian, and hosts his own podcast with his wife, Christina Pazsitzky called Your Mom's House available on Spotify. His "No Teeth No Entry" tour starts in 2017, tickets are available at http://tomsegura.com now. Powerful Hoodies - http://www.youngjamie.com/shop/powerful-hoodie-black Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Oh shit Tommy puns were live.
0:05.0	Yo dog. What's up brother? What's up, brother?
0:10.0	What's up, man?
0:12.0	We already did a podcast. We totally did. Yeah, we just went off. We start going off about everything.
0:17.0	I was really lost in it, too. Me too. Well, excuse me folks.
0:23.0	We're slightly intoxicated.
0:25.0	Yeah, that's what happens.
0:27.0	Mm-hmm.
0:28.0	D.J. Dad mouth.
0:29.0	You know what I'm saying?
0:30.0	Have you done any variations to D.J. Dad mouth now?
0:32.0	Have you got bored with it?
0:33.7	Or are you?
0:34.0	Well, I'm totally bored with it.
0:34.8	I just stopped doing it.
0:36.4	He decided to stop.
0:37.4	Well, I just haven't actually done that much morning TV shows
0:40.8	lately.
0:41.6	So there was a bunch of those in a row
0:43.0	now is that
0:45.0	god damn it's folks I'm sorry I didn't even drink the buttered coffee
0:48.0	um did you decide to stop doing those things they No, I mean, if I was doing fun...
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Joe Rogan, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Joe Rogan and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.