This is a head gum podcast.

What's up, shitheads.

Welcome back to another episode of your most self indulgent podcast on the internet.

High in mining, it's me, your host, your boy, the boy, the number one frog boy, the number

one frog boy, the number one frog boy.

Jesus, a lot of flam on that one.

Joining me as always in the high in mighty studio is my nearly silent co-host Arthur Gabers

destroying a bone and his gums at the same time.

And also in the high in my studio for the first time, my wonderful guest, football writer,

football podcaster, writer podcaster, human being, father, wife, surprisingly attractive,

was what you wanted me to say?

Yeah, you got it.

Dan Anzus, what's up, bud? Thanks for coming in.

What's up? And first of all, it's an honor to see your intro of someone that hosts a podcast myself.

I love it, but I also hate it because I'll never do anything quite as good no matter what I do.

I hate you for the number one, fuck boy, but I love you for it as well.

Thanks. I have a very hard time doing it in front of people I realize.

I'm always like ready to do it.

And then when I look like I forget who was on last summer, I just couldn't even look at them when I did it.

I had my head down.

Because we're getting to know each other.

We know each other, but we're not like buddy buddy.

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