I don't think dad would argue. I was a pretty good student growing up. Stop right there.

Phil. The second time I've heard that. Can you confirm? Listen, that is true. He was a good student. It was easy for him growing up. But he was also true. The older he got, the worse he got.

The emphasis on was. He was. Yes. A good student. turn it on whenever I wanted to. You still don't believe it? Exactly. Do you not think the big fucker would love to tell you that I was lying there? And he would have loved to come on me? True. Good point. He gave me one incentive. My seventh grade year in middle school, right? Middle school in Jersey was seventh and eighth grade. He goes, you know, I don't even know how it came up, but he basically made a bet with me. Like, if you get straight A's for the first half of the year, I'll take you to a game in Chicago to watch Michael Jordan play.

It incentivized you. What? That was the greatest schooling showing I ever had. It was straight A's across the board. Went and watched Michael Jordan play against Shaquille O'Neal, his rookie year with the magic. Him and Anthony Hardaway. Oh, yeah, yeah. Michael scored 69 that night. Wow. Yes. Nice. Yes. It was pretty amazing. Yeah. So that was my Michael

George moment. I don't know why I'm bringing it up. Anyways, what up? Paul Burrmeister.

Chris Seen's. We're going to get into it today. You know it is what the fuck happened.

Okay. We will be hitting that segment. A number of different plays throughout Chiefs, Raiders,

Browns, all of those type of plays. Steelers, Colts, Chargers, Lions. We'll get into all of it. And let's see, I don't know about my father. We're going to see. It's going to be a game time decision. He's going to text me. He was about to full-fledge be on, okay? And my sister drug him to the doctor's office with her little boy, and now he's there. So we'll see if he calls in. I don't know. I can't

promise it. But let's get after business. Let's do it. Oh, also, how can I forget my own

quarterback rankings. We did the top six feet. And that's why we wanted to have Big Phil on today because he was going to sit there and kind of react to the quarterback rankings. I don't know if he's seen them or heard about them yet. But we'll do that with or without that. Yeah, we're going to do that with or without Big Phil. We'll see where that goes. But let's start it off for what the fuck happened. It's the new craze on the internet.

Could be. It could be. Chiefs Vikings. Yeah, Chiefs Vikings. All right. A number of good things to get

to on this game. Yes. I think as it relates to the segment title, we're getting to the 91-yard

touchdown run. That's right. From Damien Williams. Yep. This fits perfectly because, first of all,

any kind of touchdown run over 80 yards or 90

yards is so rare it should be in this segment.

But the fact that he literally wasn't touched.

Right.

I think Harrison Smith might have, if you slow it down, might have touched his foot as he ran by.

So how did he go 91 yards untouched for a touchdown?

Yeah.

Well, certainly a huge play in the game because I do think at that moment,

the Vikings had swung momentum in their favor to where, yeah, you were feeling like,

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