88. Objectum Sexual
The Secret Room | True Stories
Ben Hamm
4.4 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2019
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Joey comes out to family about a sexual orientation that is unlike any other. Joey falls in romantic love with objects.
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PICTURES
See Joey and Robotroll together. Robotroll's pink shock of hair is something to behold. We also have an image of the Objectum Sexual pride flag.
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PODCAST TEAM
Susie Lark, Sachelle Brooks, Alessandro Nigro, Bobbi Jo Valdez.
The Sound Engineer: Chet
Music and Theme: Breakmaster Cylinder
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Thanks to Buffie for supporting the secret room. For $20 off your Buffie Comforter visit buffie.co and enter promo code secret |
| 0:09.6 | Ready ready |
| 0:11.6 | Do you have a secret? I do so this one time I ran out of dog food |
| 0:17.7 | But I wasn't too worried about it because I knew I had an Amazon package of a huge bag of dog food coming later that evening |
| 0:25.1 | Got home going about my evening when suddenly it's 8 p.m. And |
| 0:30.4 | The time my Amazon packages supposed to have arrived by and my dog food is not there and my dog is very hungry |
| 0:37.9 | And being the lazy person that I am I didn't want to drive all the way the five minutes to |
| 0:45.5 | CVS to the grocery store to get dog food |
| 0:47.6 | So I grabbed hub to him a hamburger was this like a McDonald's hamburger or |
| 0:52.6 | Was it a cheeseburger? What was this? This was at least a $7 hamburger, but he liked it. So you know |
| 1:00.0 | What a spoiled lucky dog |
| 1:02.0 | To spoil |
| 1:15.3 | This episode contains adult language |
| 1:18.4 | Hi, my name is Joey and my secret is that I have a sexual orientation that a lot of people have never heard of |
| 1:25.0 | And when they find out they think I'm either insane or pervert |
| 1:28.6 | It's made parts of my life hard, but I am who I am |
| 1:32.8 | Joey |
| 1:35.8 | Joey joins us from the Eastern United States |
| 1:38.9 | Westminster Maryland with a secret about a sexual orientation that isn't widely known. Do you guys sleep together? |
| 1:46.7 | Uh, we do share the same bed. Yes, and no |
| 1:50.3 | At one that could be difficult to understand |
| 1:53.3 | And so this is a secret you've held for a long time. Yes, mass cold. You are? |
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