What's your secret?

Okay, so when we were younger, we weren't really allowed to have too many sweets only

because my brother would consume so much sugar sometimes he would just act like a gremlin.

So my mom was just totally against his having sugar.

So we would just raid the freezer and popsicles and eat sugar packets when no one was looking.

So my mom had hidden quite a few of like ice cream sandwiches and nutty buddies towards

the back of the freezer.

My brother and I discovered it all and we ate it and blamed it on my dad and it was

convenient because my dad liked sweets too and would blame it on us.

So there'd be a lot of scapegoats in the family.

So my mom decided to eliminate that and put a lock with a chain link around the freezer

so we couldn't open the freezer anymore.

Only my dad and my mom had a key.

So after a little bit of thinking I thought, okay, you know what we'll do is we'll just

take a hacksaw and we'll start cutting the chain link and then we can slip the chain

link around the back of the refrigerator and it looked like my dad did it.

So my dad just getting yelled at like, hey you huck them all the ice cream sandwiches

are taking all the ice creams gone and my dad's like, what?

No, I know I didn't do that and my brother and I are giggling.

So I don't know maybe when they moved their house and a couple houses ago they saw the

chain link but I'm not so sure they did and I, to this day my dad still doesn't know

that we took all the ice cream and he got the blame for it for all those years.

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