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Ghostrunners

88 - My Basement is an Instant Pot

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2021

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Jake's living situation is so amazing right now that he no longer has any incentive to get married. Brad saw a locally sourced turkey. Also this is the closest episode we'll ever have to being a true crime podcast. Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

So my parents have this really weird quirk.

0:02.8

My parents are, they're getting up there in age.

0:05.6

I'm the youngest, as we know.

0:06.9

My sisters are 10 years older than me, 8 years older than me.

0:09.4

So my parents are like 65-ish.

0:10.9

Okay.

0:11.9

So just, you know, just enough enough enough age to where they've been they've been

0:15.4

wise for a while now. Okay but one of their quirks they're getting old and some of their

0:20.3

quirks are just great especially my dad. My dad has lots of old man quirks,

0:24.2

but the one that my mom has started doing for my mom and dad

0:28.2

is they both have Fitbit watches.

0:30.5

Okay.

0:31.5

And so they're kind of like Apple watches, but you can't, you can't actually talk on the phone with them, but you can answer your phone that's connected to Bluetooth on them.

0:39.0

Oh, how convenient. Right? It's like, it's like you can see text messages, but you can't answer them. You can see who's calling you and you can answer it, but you can't talk on it.

0:48.0

They have a pager on their wrist. More or less. So my parents probably two times in the last week.

0:54.1

I would call them and they would answer it on their watch.

0:57.4

Smart.

0:57.9

But it was, you know, and in the other room somewhere.

1:00.3

And my eyes hear my mom be like,

1:02.1

Brad! Brad!

1:03.0

Brad, we're trying to find the phone!

1:06.0

We're trying to find the phone,

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