Welcome to This is Jen, your favorite podcast by a stand-up comic mom of six.

This podcast every episode will make you feel better about your life, usually by hearing

about my failures or your money back.

How about that?

That's a, you don't get a better promise than that on a free podcast.

But I, you know, I don't know if this podcast can even remain free with this level of excellence.

Those of you watching on Facebook will see, I just, I have overflowing bags of money

here on my desk.

It's all happening.

It's all happening.

And they're being held up by a prop flask that just spilled.

So this is, this is exactly the image that I want to go for.

The reason that I have overflowing bags of money on this desk is because we have a real

sponsor at this time.

And I will get to that in a minute.

I do need to emphasize that this is a real sponsor because last week I introduced a sponsor

for the podcast that was the bottle of wine that I drank before podcast filming day.

And I was a bit under the weather due to that.

So I announced that empty bottle is the podcast sponsor.

And, but no, this is real.

This isn't no alcohol or drug references here.

This is a legit sponsor who very quickly will want to be just associated with me probably

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