Oh, hello. One in all. Roaches out there scurrying out from under the floorboards from under the fridge. Welcome to another episode of the Josh Potter show to my left.

It was very funny, very hilarious. Mr. Ian, fine dance is here. Bye guys, Pot with Zach Amico. What else? Yes. Oh my God. I got a new podcast coming out. No shit. Okay. Called B&E in. All right. With Jordan.

With the iconic Jordan Jensen. She's one of my best friends. She's so funny. Oh no shit. She's so buffalo too. Yeah. Oh, you know her. She's great, man. I mean, I remember her from open mics back in the day. She went to New York pretty early on. And she's doing great. I see her all over the place.

Yeah. She's, she, uh, yeah, she's from Ithaca. Dude, she's the best. We, she used to be a carpenter and so did I. So like, yeah, yeah, she threw me like a carpenter job years ago before we were like buds, you know, and, uh, yeah, we went and saw turns out the other night. You know them?

Oh, no, the band. Yeah, I've heard of them. Oh, dude, they're great. But it was such like this crazy. I bought fake tickets from someone on Instagram. And then I tried to grease up the tickets. Did they send them to you in that like with the QCR code?

Oh, yeah, that is. Yeah. And the guy's like, I can't scan. That's a green grab. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I can be like, is your scanner work? Well, it might not have been fake. The man just probably transferred them poorly.

Uh, well, no, they tried to charge me for another transfer. Oh my god. I went, we almost didn't get in. And then I ended up like through this comedy of errors. Someone I, I knew I saw them. I go, man, I got fake tickets. I can't get in and goes, I got a ticket. And they were about to close the doors. And the woman goes, you using the ticket or not? I go, why these people? She goes, are you all using the ticket or not? We're like, we're using the ticket.

And there was an old guy there that was like stamps. I'm stamping. We're like, we need stamps. He goes, who's dead? We go, it's truly we got to go in. He goes, okay, stamps. We all just snuck in. It was amazing. And I DM the woman that saw me the big ticket. I go, I got in. You dumb bitch.

Oh my god. That's, well, that's a good victory at the end of the day. You made it in. But how about those old people with the stamps that I was just at a baseball game. And I had the tickets on my phone. And same thing like the person that was sitting with me had to like be like, hey, can you, can I use your phone real quick to go show the lady at the top of the row? Yeah. She doesn't believe that I've been sitting here even though I've walked up and down here.

It's like, get off your high horse old people. We know you don't have much going on. I know. But Christ almighty, you're not, you're not stopping a mass shooting here. You're just protecting the seats. Yeah. Let's relax.

Not that important. Exactly. Now let me in. Now let me have. Yeah. Exactly. Look like an asshole telling everyone I have to take us to this concert. Now do you have any dates you want to plug?

Yeah. Yeah. I do. I am headlining Toronto, Canada, Royal Comedy Theatre, June 17th and 18th. Very excited to go to Toronto.

Going to be a lot of fun. The next weekend, I'm at Natalie's Grandview for two shows in Columbus, Ohio.

And then the next month, I'll be doing a weekend at Hilarities in Cleveland, Ohio.

Hell yeah. Excited about that. A bunch of other stuff coming up. Again, B&E and podcasts coming out soon. Bye guys.

And I animal six nine on Twitter, Twitch and Instagram. I that's a great Instagram handle. Thank you. Thank you.

And also I want to mention I was just in Philadelphia, which I know you hold a special place in your heart. You've got a Philly's tattoo.

You just showed me on your leg. Yes. I have a Philly's head on today, which I tell everybody I have 30 favorite teams. So I got to go to a Philly's game.

Shout out to Andrew, who I just mentioned was sitting with me. The girl I was with in Philadelphia got six. So she couldn't come. So I was just going alone.

And there was like a roach scurrying about who was like, I'll come sit with you. I'm like, let's go dogs. So we had a fun bro hang. Shout out to Andrew.

Roach out there. But yeah, fun time in Philadelphia. Hell yeah. Enjoy the I could live in that city. Dude, it's great. It's a beautiful place. I can't wait to go back.

August 25th. Buy some tickets for Philadelphia. And I will see you then got it rescheduled. And yeah, I'm pumped. Dude, I had such a fun fucking time.

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