88: Fartiest Sympathies, From The Bottom Of Our Farts.
It's Always The Husband
Sarah and Megan
4.8 • 593 Ratings
🗓️ 28 September 2021
⏱️ 91 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast contains adult themes and adult language, listener discretion advised. |
| 0:06.8 | And although we joke, if you or someone you know is affected by or a victim of domestic violence, dial 1-800-799-723, |
| 0:17.0 | or visit the National Domestic Violence Hotlines website, thehotline.org. |
| 0:25.4 | But it's always the husband. |
| 0:27.6 | It's always the husband. |
| 0:29.6 | It's always a husband. |
| 0:31.6 | I don't keep me. |
| 0:35.6 | Hi, everybody. |
| 0:43.4 | This is Sarah. This is Megan. And you are listening to It's always the husband podcast. Podcast. Thank you for listening and turning on our podcast. I was going to say turning us on, |
| 0:52.7 | but then that's kind of filthy and dirty. |
| 0:55.1 | And Lord knows we've never been turned on. I mean, no, not true at all, because that doesn't happen. |
| 1:00.3 | Besides when a nap is available and calls our name. A nap or a food. Oh, yeah. A good cheese curd calls our name. |
| 1:08.6 | Yeah. That turns me on. |
| 1:12.4 | And kind of. |
| 1:18.5 | So anyway, I'm just drinking my Prosecco straight out of the bottle. |
| 1:20.4 | Right out of the bottle. |
| 1:21.3 | Straight. |
| 1:24.8 | Do you want me to get a brown paper bag to wrap around it? |
| 1:27.8 | You asked me if I needed a cup and I was like, oh, no. |
| 1:29.3 | No, I'll just bottle it. Why not? |
| 1:31.2 | Okay. |
| 1:32.7 | I learned a thing about drinking out of the bottle today. |
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