Hello and welcome to Kump.

Hello.

Hello, Lucy. Hello. We're enjoying this nice sugar-free Red Bull. Nice. You as well? Yes. It really does smell awful, doesn't it? Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it doesn't taste great. If you chill it, we all know what Red Bull is. We all enjoy it for its wings. Sure.

It's wing properties.

You really try to make it seem like it's smack.

It's a nice line of Coke, but it doesn't really do that.

It doesn't do much for me.

But it tastes how it tastes.

You know, it's a little fruity, a little weird, a little overly sweet.

It smells like B.O. mixed with like,

I remember when I was in high school, my mother,

now that's my main gift.

Now, if this was your main gift,

I'm not trying to class shit in anyone,

if this is all you got for Christmas.

But one Christmas, my mother got me, amongst other things,

a small travel-sized bottle of, of, but one Christmas my mother got me, amongst other things,

a small travel-sized bottle of designer imposter CK1,

which was not the Calvin Klein brand.

Oh, okay, like a cologne?

Yeah, I mean, it was like a stocking stuffer.

I mean, that would be an awful, even if we were poor, which we weren't rich, but even if we had nothing but that, just get me an old Henry bar. What are we doing with this? I think about, well, let's stop fucking around here. Was she brought out of the deal she got? I think she's got a CVS or something. It's fine. I it wasn't again it wasn't the main thing it wasn't

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