Sarah, Sarah, the day praise.

Uh-huh.

Sarah, Sarah!

But, like, yeah, everyone's always happening.

Like, do you have a boyfriend?

Because, like, I feel like people think it's really hard for someone like me to date.

Which is.

It definitely is.

Like, I can't date.

I'm realized dating a normal guy is going to work.

I'm going to have to date a rapper or,, you know, a reality TV personality or some rich old dude.

Like that like because no regular guy sees me and sees my Instagram followers and sees what I post and feels comfortable.

They get intimidated. I feel like it's going to be Elon Musk. I see you. I want Elon Musk so fucking bad. Like I want to be his like fifth or six baby mama. I don't know how many he's got now, but I will. It's like, yeah, he does get a lot. Yeah, I think he has 10 children. I think it's now been confirmed. He has 10 kids. He's trying to repopulate the planet. Like, sign me up.

I'll take that child support check all day. That one I do. I'll pop on a baby. He's just going to have to pay for the LIPO and tummy tuck after. Oh, I feel like you're going to manifest that. All right, let's do some rapid fire pop culture. J-Lo and Ben, do you think they're going to make it? No, because they're both Leo's. Oh. Aren't they both Leo's? I think they're both Leo's, right? What happens when Leo's date? It's so toxic. I dated another Leo, and then he became like a semi-famous fitness TikToker. It's just like two people constantly fighting for attention. They didn't work out once.

Why'd they revisit it? I don't think it's going to work out. Um, also you famously went viral for saying that Kanye was hooking up with Jeffrey Starr. Yes. That was honestly one of the

funniest things that ever fucking did. I was just in a little silly goofy mood and thought it'd

be fun. Like, say that. And I didn't get seriously. Mm-hmm. And like I didn't, everyone believed it. I didn't get sued nothing because like, what's Chris Jenner gonna fucking do? All she did was threaten me through TMZ. She was like, if you continue to make stuff up about our family, then I actually will see you. And I was like, do it. They loved the publicity. Jeffrey Starr loved the movies. Oh, my God. Yeah, but Jeffrey Starr blocked me in everything. And he recently went on Logan Paul's podcast and was calling me stupid. He was like, this stupid girl made it up on TikTok. And I was like, why do you hate me so much, Jeffrey Starr? You were literally canceled for being a racist in 2020. And I revived your life and career with this rumor. I was like, you owe me, if anything. He should be sending you one of his yaks. Have you seen him in Wyoming? Well, you can't. I mean, you're blocked. But he is like a yak farm where he sells like yak meat or something. Yeah, you're slaughtering them. Like, what the hell? Yes. I love for making makeup to slaughtering yaks. Like, who do you think Kanye should date next? Honestly, I feel like he should date me. Oh, you'd be good. I'm friends with Julia Fox. So I feel like that'd be really weird. You're friends with Julia Fox or he is? I'm friends of Julia Fox. You, okay, you're, how are you and Julia Fox friends? She followed me on Instagram, like, I guess she found me. I had been following her because I saw Uncut Gems and I was like, who is this chick? She's so hot. And I followed her and I was just like inspired by her. I just like loved who she was.

I'd like who is this chick she's so hot and I followed her and I was just like inspired

by her I just like loved who she was I'd like to vibe and she followed me on Instagram she was like

hey I want to get you on our podcast and stuff like that so I went on her podcast before it was

on Spotify and then I just re-recorded the podcast I did it on Antonio Brown right after right when

Julia was dating Kanye.

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