How long gone? I guess this is coming out on Friday post Thanksgiving. I know that Jason,

you've been in the kitchen all morning, I'm sure. Or maybe you're in the garage. Is that where your

turduckin is getting prepared? Or you've got a different menu this year? It's still a little early,

a little early for the turduckin prep as it is 845 a.m. day before. I'm not I'm not going to do any

deep fried turkeys. I'm not going to do any turducks. I'm doing the Allison Roman turkey leg

confi. She does it with like chicken fat or duck fat, but I'm going gie wow you're okay wow i didn't know

we could make thanksgiving more obnoxious but you and alison roman have found away thank god do you think

gie is obnoxious chris no no i'm just joking i'll fucking kill you bitch but i have one other

what i am where as soon as i finish this pod what i am going to

make before i do pilates and then hit cafe 2001 for a pecan pie it's checks mix time chris oh okay

now we're talking real shit all right well if if you need my little fat ass perked up now didn't

if you need my fedex number just let me know before it's all before's all gone, I don't want the dogs getting more than me, you know?

No, no, no, no, don't worry.

I'm not going to give the dogs any checks mix.

It has way too much umami for their little, their minds to comprehend.

But speaking of dogs eating adult food, being my small dog has been taking a liking to coffee.

Like the smell or the actual?

Like I'll be sitting on the couch with a little coffee table with my laptop and a mug full of coffee.

Maybe a nice click and surf mug brought to you by public announcement

dot com what a newsletter

none of that substack horse shit right

but I'll get up

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