Okay, we're a little late, I apologize, my fault.

The show's a little late, I'm usually always on time, but I'll explain more when we get into the show.

But thank you for being here, thank you for waiting, thank you for being so faithful like a little puppy dog.

Great show today. Oh my God, a crazy news story that's probably going to make everyone a little bit uncomfortable.

Yeah, a little antsy, but it's an important news story and we got to talk about it.

So I hope you're ready for the crazy news story later in the show and

also another little slice of life. This one is very bizarre. It involves wild

animals. I was surrounded by wild animals on this crazy, in this crazy

city. Yeah, in the city surrounded by crazy wild animals.

And way do you hear it.

It's a live story, me out in the street.

You'll hear it all go down, man.

Very strange stuff. Another slice of life story with a strange

twist. And then speaking of wild animals, oh my God I was assaulted in an alleyway. I

was mugged. Some guy pulled a gun on me

And this guy was like a wild animal. Wait do you hear how this went down? Wait do you hear how I'm even alive how I got out of the mugging it's crazy it's all here it's always crazy it's the

Harland highway

sit down strap in and tighten your diaper.

Come here, baby.

You're about to go down the Harlan Highway.

No!

No!

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