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Okay, I was trying to trick you into thinking you were standing in an elevator with Muzak playing.

But it didn't work, because you know where you are are you're on the Harlan Highway with me your host Harlan Williams yes

Thank you for being here everybody

What a show today. Oh my God celebrity celebrity races. Yes, wait to you here who's running in the Harlan Highway

Celebrity races. I'll give you one of the entries, President Donald Trump, Delo.

So it's going to be a great race.

That's at the end of the show.

But at the beginning, we have some phone calls from some pavement pounders.

We also have an incredible crazy news story

about someone named Uncle Fat. Yeah you'll never guess who Uncle Fat is okay this is a funny story also you know I did a

segment a while back about a little slice of life you know I just recorded some people talking about donuts and so now I've done it again. You know someone requested another one so so you'll enjoy a little clip of me just having a little slice of life where I went out one night and did a little something.

You'll have to listen to hear what it is. It's simple, it's mundane, but maybe you'll get something out of it. I hope you do. We want you to, because this is the

Harland Highway.

Sit down, strap in and tighten your diaper.

Come here, baby.

You're about to go down the Harlan Highway.

No!

No!

I didn't bargain for this.

Oh yes, you did.

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