87 - The Dog Wall

Cowboy Boys Podcast

Shayne Smith

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Mac inventions where he just combines two different things, the boys plan out the secret last will and testaments, and Shayne breaks it off with a clean freak.

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	.
0:03.0	.
0:05.0	. Every real cowboy like myself knows how lonely it is out on the open range,
0:33.9	which is why I listen to the Cowboy Boys podcast.
0:38.3	With best contractually obligated friends, Shane Smith and MacArthur,
0:44.3	the Cowboy Boys will comfort your soul better than any disease-ridden salute gal ever could.
0:53.3	Cowboy Cowboy Boy
0:55.0	Why do white people like ranch so much?
0:59.0	Dude, it sucks.
1:01.0	As a white person who loves ranch, let me tell you, it's not for you.
1:05.0	Okay.
1:08.0	Do you get like the same, do you have the same feeling when i'm just dumping hot sauce on my food
1:13.9	yeah i was literally i just like you know how everything i look over and every i look over and
1:17.3	every day you're always with the hot sauce and then you know what you know what's funny is i know i
1:22.0	have been hanging out with you too much because they came lactose intolerant and i and i started
1:25.5	to like hot sauce and i was like what is happening to me?
1:28.7	What do you mean you became lactose intolerant?
1:31.0	Yeah, I wasn't and then I became lactose intolerant.
1:33.9	Oh, because you're...
1:35.2	I don't know, I guess I traded in my whiteness for whatever I'm up to.
1:41.1	I ate my first jalapeno and didn't hate it.
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