There are 714 days until the 2024 presidential election and 42 days until the new Congress

is sworn in.

Welcome to today's episode of the Married Tum Show with the Nerd Avengers, Hygdalia,

Hybrion.

Hey, Mary.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Okay, I'm just like not prepared for, I don't know.

I still think it's April.

I know, right?

I'm going to call you so it's happy Thanksgiving.

What does it say that Mary in the face of being greeted with happy Thanksgiving scoffs

and rolls for us?

Well, do we really want to go off on that particular?

Hashag, pumpkin spice.

Shoot me.

Well, I'm with you on that one.

Like, we keep coming up, not we, but the saddest among us keep coming up with all of these

ways to lengthen and amplify the worst things about our audience.

However, so it's like, it's sort of like the movie Brazil, except that Halloween Thanksgiving

and Christmas have become one big holiday that lasts about six months.

Hello, thanks, Mass.

And if the Republicans have anything to say about it, they're going to add Easter into

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