87: Skepticrat087 - AOCcupy the Dance Floor Edition
The Skepticrat
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.8 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2019
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
On this week's episode: The future is female ... The Kuiper belt will continue to be bafflingly cutsie ... And Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez teams up with Kevin Bacon to legalize dancing at the federal level.
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Headline Sources:
Pence and White House officials meet with congressional aides in effort to end shutdown: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/pence-and-white-house-officials-meet-with-congressional-aides-in-effort-to-end-shutdown/2019/01/05/7840bf4a-10fb-11e9-84fc-d58c33d6c8c7story.html?utmterm=.e4f48db61f00
Conservatives panicky about "Impeach the motherfucker" and AOC dancing: https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/theaterdanc/alexandria-ocasio-cortezs-dance-video-is-goofy-joyful--and-absolutely-nothing-to-be-ashamed-of/2019/01/04/5f3add42-1046-11e9-92b8-6dd99e2d80e1story.html?utmterm=.28adfc9ee011 https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/01/04/hours-after-making-history-rep-rashida-tlaib-profanely-promises-impeach-trump/?utmterm=.045a55a1fb75
Congress has women and brown people in it kinda: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/day-historic-firsts-congress-n954236
New Horizons passes Ultima Thule: https://www.space.com/42903-new-horizons-ultima-thule-flyby-data-intermission.html
China lands on far side of the moon: https://www.space.com/42914-china-far-side-moon-landing-crewed-lunar-plans.html
Kidnapper chases lady into a karate dojo: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/kidnapper-got-more-than-he-bargained-for-when-he-chased-woman-into-karate-dojo/
Trump press conference after Schumer/Pelosi meeting: https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2019/1/4/18168860/trump-news-conference-shutdown
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | One month to go and I need toys. I need decorations. I need stockings. I need sprouts. I need something for him. I need something for him to give to his mother. |
| 0:10.4 | I've got a dragon eight foot tree into my lounge then build a trampoline and gift |
| 0:14.8 | rapid. Elf duties are a full-time job and this elf deserves a Christmasy coffee. |
| 0:20.9 | Our roasted hazel latte is now at Costa. That's Christmas, made a little better. |
| 0:27.0 | At Costa coffee. It's Monday. |
| 0:33.0 | January. |
| 0:35.0 | It's Monday. It's Monday. |
| 0:37.0 | It's Monday. |
| 0:40.0 | It's January 7th. |
| 0:45.0 | And the word of the day is Grafolanya, which means the urge to look at obscene, scatological, and or pornographic pictures. |
| 0:54.8 | Used in a sentence, Al Gore is the Johannes Gutenberg of Come. |
| 1:01.3 | Grafelania. |
| 1:02.3 | No, I'm glad you brought that one to my attention. |
| 1:06.0 | I've been looking for a new synonym for conscious. |
| 1:08.0 | What if the porn you watch is a Graf of lasagna? |
| 1:12.0 | What's that? |
| 1:13.0 | That would be awesome. |
| 1:15.0 | I'm no illusions. |
| 1:16.0 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:17.0 | I'm Heath Enright. |
| 1:19.0 | And Broadcasting Delayed |
| 1:21.0 | From America's far center, we are the Skeptocrats. |
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