#87 - Rob Delaney
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4.8 • 973 Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2012
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh shit. |
| 0:02.6 | All right. |
| 0:02.7 | You take a unicorn. Yeah. And you, you cut it open. And you take out all the unicorn insides. So the insides of a unicorn are gone. So it's just like a, it's like a flat. Then you stuff it. It's like a flat. What's like a flat? The whole thing is flat like a flat like a flat like a flat apothebus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a flat, like you just lay it out. |
| 0:02.2 | Yep. |
| 0:02.8 | You stuff it with, It's like a flat, what's like a flat? The whole thing is flat like a flat like a flat like a flat apodobus. |
| 0:20.9 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:21.5 | It's like a flat like you just lay it out. Yep. You stuff it with bolognaise sauce. And cheese and cheese. So it's just, now it's just full of boulanais and cheese. So it's like a, it's like an Italian, it's like some kind of Italian. It's really, that's almost like an Italian dessert. |
| 0:18.6 | It's an Italian unicorn. |
| 0:19.7 | It's an unicorn. |
| 0:21.0 | So you... It's like an Italian, it's like some kind of Italian. It's really, that's almost like an Italian dessert. |
| 0:38.4 | It's an Italian unicorn. |
| 0:39.8 | It's an Italian unicorn. The fuck is wrong with you. And then you, and then you sew it up. You fucking hate you. You sew it up. Now, if it's not full enough, you can, you can shoot some more through the asshole because that's a, that's a muscle and it's going to tighten up. That's also how you would do it. |
| 0:34.6 | So now you have a nice... |
| 0:35.4 | That's a portal you're comfortable with. |
| 0:37.0 | Now you have a nice unicorn filled's a portal you're comfortable with. |
| 0:54.8 | Now you have a nice unicorn filled with bolognese and cheese. |
| 0:58.5 | And then you set it aside. |
| 1:00.6 | Just like any decent recipe. |
| 1:02.8 | You let it age a little bit. |
| 1:04.6 | It's like putting a cheese away or prosciutto. |
| 1:07.8 | You just let it sit for maybe a year. |
| 1:28.7 | Right? Yeah. Then you take it up to a highway overcross. And you just heave it over the side. Throw it over. Right? And I'm underneath. Yeah, yeah. You're driving a truck. You're in my mini. You're in your money. I am fucking blasting banana-rama. Yeah, yeah. I got it all the way up, bro. Yeah, yeah, you're driving a truck. You're in my mini. I'm fucking blasting banana-ram. |
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