87: Racist Opinions

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2014

⏱️ 43 minutes

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In this episode we discuss love in your teens and life in your twenties. Also racism.
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0:00.0	Ah, chick! Can a meer and they're gonna be here and they're gonna say, hey!
0:05.2	And they're gonna say, wait! We gotta listen to our show, you gotta listen to our podcast, yo!
0:10.0	Oh, yeah!
0:11.0	If you're dressed in an in-man pay attention, step one, kill yourself, and a starback.
0:16.0	Step two! If you're new, you gotta turn the sauce, because we only roll.
0:20.0	With our day one. Step three! Help me, bro! I wanna do this chick!
0:23.0	I need some advice from the legendary pink!
0:26.0	And a meer. They're gonna tell you what to do. This is a five-war you.
0:33.0	Whoever said girls can't rap was right.
0:37.0	How dare you! How dare you!
0:40.0	Who was that garbage?
0:42.0	No, yo. I love to step one, kill yourself and a starback.
0:47.0	Step two! There is no step two, you're dead.
0:51.0	I loved it. I wanna listen to more from Anna and Sarah.
0:55.0	Yeah. Thanks, girls, for sending me.
0:57.0	Shout out the pinch, throw your clap, your clap claws up.
1:00.0	You're what? Throw your claws in the air.
1:02.0	Pinchy pinch.
1:04.0	It's a cinch to pinch.
1:07.0	When we do our show in London and Manchester, you should come out in a lobster costume.
1:12.0	Oh my god. I wanna be a whole group of people in the front row with, oh man, we should get lobster claws.
1:20.0	They're lobster bibs.
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