From a local

location.

I'm waiting for a text. From a secret location.

I'm waiting for a text.

From a secret location.

81st and 2nd.

That fucking Q train is sweet, isn't it?

Yeah, it's great.

Holy shit.

Because you used to not be able to get up here for shit now,

but I got here in less than an hour, like, door to door. And I was running late. But anyway, we're at 81st and second. I shout out to the Q train because it's kicking ass. And all those people that were on the Q train, they would have been on the Lexington Avenue line. Right. And that's why everybody was late and pissed on those fucking 4, 5, 6 line, because it was disaster. I know people will listen to Nebraska like, we don't care about no Q line. I don't know why I'm doing a Texas accent. We don't care about no Q-line, but that's my life, motherfuckers. I almost said the M-word. I'm trying to clean up the show because we're going to pitch. We're going to make a pitch to Sirius Satelli radio.

No, I'm kidding.

And they have tons of niggers listen to them.

Oh, my. Jamie Foxx Channel. I actually did that show. I did Jamie Foxx's show a couple years ago. And I was, there's a big mall in L.A. like up by uh up up up up what do you call it the fuck oh god damn it Brian people in

Nebraska don't care yeah no one who cares right right. And I was waiting. I was with my wife and my kids, my one daughter was like a baby. My other kid was like three. And I had just done Jamie Foxx's radio show. And I had said, like, this is like the, no, like, I guess I say niggery, this just as a goof like because it was like came in there

was soul food there all these black guys and everyone was kind of texting him same borgas wasn't

there was this guy named dr uh dr no and um so i'm waiting for the james bond no

isn't there first movie no it is no he's dr conr yeah dr pho like, he goes, I remember him going, romance without finance is a nuisance. And it was kind of like a self-help show that he did. And I was waiting for the elevator. And all of a sudden, my wife and I are kind of waiting for the elevator. And behind me, I hear these three people. I don't know if they're black or white. They go, yo, you Brian McCarthy? And I said, I turned and I said, yes. And they go, you're going to say it now?

And I said, these three people. I don't know if they're black or white. They go, yo, you Brian McCarthy?

And I said, I turned and I said, yes.

And you're going to say it now? And I said, I'm sorry, say, say what? What do you get? We listened to the show yesterday. And I said, what? They go, you know, say nigger. And I said, okay, nigger. And they immediately pulled. When was this?

This was like five years ago.

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