All right, so Matt, what would bears be without the bees?

Ah, I don't know what ears.

I was going to say that, but I thought, no, this is going to be better than that.

No, it's not. I was wrong. Yep, you're wrong. It's a bad one. They can just get worse and worse.

Yeah.

Good evening, everybody, and welcome to the Graveyard.

Thank you for joining us tonight. My name is Adam and my name's Matt.

Now pull up a tombstone or settle into your casket and get comfortable because this

is graveyard tales.

All right, everybody. How are you doing tonight, Matt?

Hey, I'm good. Hey, listen, I got a better bear joke for you.

All right, what you got?

Okay, so why did God only make one yogi bear?

I don't know. Because the second time he made a boo boo.

I like it. That was better than mine.

Hey, boo boo. It's a picnic basket for two.

Man, I'm pretty good. Working a new setup tonight for the graveyard east.

So it's a work in progress. So if I sound a little different tonight, I apologize.

I shouldn't. But it's probably going to be because I'm standing up.

I have an elevated workstation now and I don't have my stool yet.

And the chair I was going to use turned out to be too short.

So I'm standing up. So that the old thing we said it was like two guys at a bar.

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