Hi, it's Sally here. Just a quick one, just a quick one. If you like this really

sweary podcast by Kalechi, sorry, Kalechi, do remember to rate and review,

say your mind on Apple Podcast. Okay? Now for the very urban intro music.

Ha ha ha!

It's the Benz- Bruno,

Honey woman, this baby boys, baby girls you need to hear this

This sit down receive this realness make sure your cops ready for the till we I go sip here

Hard time scrolling for your long towards. You might learn something

when I know can let you find and she's one of a kind

on say you're mine say you're mine.

At first I was afraid I was petrified

kept thinking why is this dickhead coughing and sneezing by my side. I spent oh so many nights taking supplements for my health and I grew strong and now you're coughing and that's just wrong now you see me. I won't act brand new. I just need to see hand sanitizer you should have with you.

You barely change your socks and you pick your nose with your keys.

I can't believe this is the passenger who is standing next to me.

Go on now, go.

Go find a sink. Just grab some soap now. Your germs are stronger than you think.

Weren't you the one who said washing legs is a waste of time?

Now you're crusty.

And bear tears are in your eyes.

Oh no, not I.

I will survive. As long as I know how to wash my hands I'll stay alive

because I've got all my life to live and I've got all my straws to give.

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