This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along. Tuesday, 17th and April heat wave. Well, I don't know if it's a heat wave or not.

Yesterday was all right. I did start to do the pots. I did start to empty the pots. So I felt quite good.

I filled up a huge bin liner full of earth, dragged it downstairs, managed to get it

into the bin, so that was quite good. And then today I shall take some more out, but we've got

people around for carpeting and all the rest of it. Anyway, yes, that case. That case appeared in court

the other day, and this is Aunt McPartland, who was twice the legal limit. Now, whichever, you know, where you look at it, you can't make

light of it. The courts didn't make light of it. And that's where they find him, 86,000 pounds. And you

might be going, but I thought it'd be like a couple of hundred quid and something else. No, it's based

on your earnings. He earns 130,000 pounds a week. So in other words, that's for, that's about $5,000 a month.

Five thousand, no, it can't be right, can it? What am I talking about? That's getting on for half a million a month.

Half a million pounds a month. So, blimey. Huge amount of money. So I don't feel any sympathy, I'm afraid, because it was just by a sheer act of God and the hand coming down there because he could have actually killed himself and he could have killed somebody else. There's a boy who was making various comments after Ant smashed into his parents car. Eighty-six thousand

him will be nothing. It's nothing at all. You just write a checkout or your transit. I don't

know how it works. Where does the money go to? That's what I want. And I'm curious. So,

they just go into court coffers or something. They all go out for a bit of an old, you know,

sandwiches and a boozy party or something. I don't know where he goes to. Eighty-six thousand pounds.

You know, it seems a lot to you and I. In fact, it seems a fortune to you and I. But when he

consider what he's earning, it's, it's peanuts. It's just, it's about two or three days money.

That's all it is. So not really a deterrent at all. And then, of course, the hilarious bit, if you could find a hilarious bit in it, as there's the reporter for BBC News.

I'm not sure whether they had prior knowledge of this, you know, whether they got the helicopter up to make sure that it was all fine.

But she's standing there doing her bit and then a car crashes into another one right behind her.

I mean, you couldn't have made it up.

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