How long gone recording in progress, Chris Black.

I have finally, mercifully put my two fat feet down on Manhattan concrete, Jason.

And even though it's a disgusting barber weather day, it's raining, it's windy.

I cannot wait to get out there and trek across the town

uptown downtown midtown any part of town i'm willing to kiss the pavement today so you don't care

where you're going as long as you're going honestly maybe i'll go to the bronx for the first time maybe

today's the day in the in the rain fuck it fuck it fuck it okay so speaking of um being smart you have you're coming to me live from an ipad today instead of your normal laptop bro fuck you fucks look this has nothing to do with my intelligence all right now look let me i'll explain to you

i'll level with you as well as our listeners i woke up this today at 3 30 a m to drive on tj

style to drive to the jacksonville airport because it's like a little over an hour away from st augustine

and i got to the airport and I thought I was slick.

I got through, you know, I was, I was in and out.

Classic Chris style, no hiccups.

We guys got clear.

It's not even an issue.

Got no hiccups.

And then I, um, my bag was of course pulled, uh, over to be searched and they unpack it and I realized that my trusty

laptop sleeve that I've had for I don't know 12 years was empty it was it was it was it was it was

the leather was there the integrity the structural integrity remained but the valuable product

that I needed was not where it should be um

so I don't have a laptop Jason I left it sober guy left his laptop at the Airbnb a tail not as

old as time we're DJing so late bro no I when's the last time you left your laptop somewhere

never literally never in history of my

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