We've covered awful atheist memes before and we're going to do it again here on the Council of Trent, so why wait, let's jump right into it.

Here's the first meme. On the fourth day, God created the sun.

If God created the sun on the fourth day, how the

how the hell had four days passed?

What's hilarious about this meme

is that there's a variant of it that's at least

1600 years old.

St. Augustine argued with Gnostics who made this same objection

to the Bible, which is why Augustine said

that the account of creation in the Book of Genesis is not a literal description.

Instead, Genesis is a thematic description showing God creating all the realms and

populating them with different creatures.

That's why Augustine said God made everything in a single instant and that quote,

the sacred writer of Genesis was able to separate in the time of his narrative what God did not separate in time in his creative act.

Next, we tried a Christian society run by the rich, it was called the Dark Ages for a reason.

So in this meme we have an image of an execution

that shows someone being killed

by having their limbs tied to horses who run off in different directions.

What's funny about this meme is that this is a

medieval painting but it's depicting a killing of Saint Hippolytus in the third

century which was of course during the Roman Empire and 200 years before

the so-called Dark Ages, which weren't really that dark because it was the church that kept

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