What a show we have today ladies and gurgle blagons. This is Harlan Williams. You are listening to the Harlan Highway

podcast and I am the guy. I'm him. I'm Harlan Williams. This is not an imposter, this is me. Great show today. I'm going to tell

you about a harrowing airplane ride I took where I had to deal with something very very uncomfortable in the sky.

And it was something I did not want to deal with but I had to deal with it.

So I'll be telling that story towards the end of the show.

Also up front we'll be talking about the United Airlines fiasco, the paid passenger who was ripped out of his seat and dragged

off the plane violently.

We're going to talk about that and the ramifications and the justifications if there are any.

And we're also going to be interviewing a pilot from another airline is calling in

to tell us that he doesn't care if someone got dragged off the plane. He feels that he's

the captain of the ship and what he says goes. And so he's going to give us the other side of, you know, the airplane set of customer rules.

Also, a lot of phone calls from you, Pavement Pounds. Today we're going to be playing a bunch of your messages and hearing what you have to say so hold on buckle in this is the Harland Highway

Sit down strap in and tighten your diaper.

Come here, baby.

You're about to go down the Harlan Highway.

No!

No!

I didn't bargain for this.

Oh yes, you did.

Chikkha, Chikka Chikka Chikka, Chikka,

main, baby.

And the creature from all the space.

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