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Crime in Sports

#86 - Immensely Naked Mistakes - The Forcefulness of Ruben Patterson

Crime in Sports

James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman

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4.925.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2017

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

This week, we wade into aggressive, and dangerous waters, with a man who simply could not wait to blow every chance he was given, and do more, and worse things wrong. He worked hard to get himself out of a bad situation, only to put himself, and others in an even worse situation. His crimes are incomprehensible. His responses are downright infuriating. He's a mean drunk, and he's not afraid to use violence to get his point across. Those ingredients make for an awful human being, but a great Crime In Sports cocktail!!Steal things that are free, punch anyone in your path, and never, ever take "no" for an answer with Ruben Patterson!!Check us out, every Tuesday. We will continue to bring you the biggest idiots in sports history!Hosted by James Pietragallo & Jimmie WhismanDonate at...patreon.com/crimeinsports or with paypal.com using our email: [email protected] out or site: truecrimecomedyteam.comAll web support by Web and Writerwebandwriter.com or Facebook.com/webandwriterContact us on...twitter.com/[email protected]/Crimeinsportsinstagram.com/crimeinsports

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0:00.0

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0:06.0

Hello and welcome to Crime and Sports. Yeah!

0:12.0

Hello and welcome to Crime and Sports. Yeah!

0:18.0

Oh Jimmy, right on target with the yay. My name is James Petra Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Lisman. Wow, we could not be more excited for today. We've had so much fun lately doing this show.

0:40.0

I'm trying to get a chance to do this show. This one is going to be extra fun. It's just one of those ones where it's just the crimes or sometimes they do everything at once.

0:54.0

He spaced them out. He's such a courteous guy. He spaced the crimes out. It's almost like if you were writing a story, you'd be like, I don't need a crime being right here. He's got it right there for me.

1:04.0

He's perfect. He's a researchist later. I want him to get as easy as possible for him. Beautiful. We hope you enjoyed last week, obviously. We had a great time last week with all that nuttiness. He missed the fucking Super Bowl. He missed the Super Bowl. He took a bullet to the long and hard.

1:18.0

He's our first Crime and Sports athlete to be shot by the police and and survive and survive. We actually had someone be shot by the police, but it was an athlete's father.

1:28.0

That's right. Spencer story, which you should listen to, by the way, I think it's your play. You're playing one of the fucking hockey game. Wow. Yeah, that was crazy. But we hope you enjoyed that. What a crazy time. If you did, we also hope you went to iTunes and gave us a review.

1:42.0

Thank you guys so much for your iTunes reviews. I know we ask you every week, but that's how important it is to us. It really is. It's got to remind you.

1:49.0

That's what drives us up the charts. That's what helps us on the business and more than we could possibly explain to you that iTunes algorithm makes those so important. So please, if you have not done it, if you have thank you, but if you have not, please get on iTunes and give us a review. Give us five stars. It doesn't matter what you say.

2:07.0

Don't give a shit. Say we're following instructions. You're following directions. It's not for our egos. It's really just for business. And if that's not enough for you.

2:14.0

Sometimes it's not. If you need to do more, if you're one of the fantastic people that we're going to talk about later, by the way, people tried to shake us down this week, basically, some of you might have seen if you follow us on Twitter.

2:26.0

So the somebody tried to basically steal our thing. Someone tried to say they were us.

2:32.0

I didn't claim it for themselves. We they produced crime and sports, which made me want to go and cut someone's heart out of their chest and show it to them as it as it squeezed it made me want to

2:46.0

Jared Wyatt them really, really bad. I'll go back and listen episode 54. I think Jared Wyatt. If you want to get that reference, but yeah, they did that. And our fans came out. Our listeners. You guys came out and just brutalized these people.

3:00.0

And we love you for so much.

3:02.0

Because honestly guys, I said this on small town murder to we're like 1915, you know, small grocer walking in like the Lower East Side in New York City. And we're getting squeezed over here. And the cops are breaking our balls and Don Funucci wants to wet his beak.

3:18.0

And everybody's trying to squeeze us and we have nothing to squeeze out of us. And now that people trying to steal from us. So thank you guys so much for supporting us.

3:25.0

I like you do and like you do on patreon.com slash crime in sports, which is that helps us out immensely. It keeps the lights on. It keeps us going and keeps us still being a thing. So thank you guys so much.

3:40.0

If you want to make a one time donation, you can do that over at PayPal using our email address crime in sports. That's a one crime in sports at gmail.com. You can do that. And we are the two most appreciative people on the face of the earth.

3:54.0

Everybody more humble and grateful God. No, every dime is just so appreciated. It's not even funny. And thank you guys for everything that you've done for us this week. And especially brutalizing those people on Twitter.

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