#86: God (Steve Simeone, Steve Rannazzisi, Jesus)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 5 November 2012

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Steve Rannazzisi and Steve Simeone came over to my abortion of an apartment to talk a little about faith. Each of us is in a pretty different place in terms of belieif. Simeone goes to church every Sunday, Rannazzisi is in this in between place where he doesn't pray but he does the ritual things, and I am the only one who believes in logic and provable things. It was a good discussion, I wish it had gone longer.

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0:00.0	So one of these nightstands of apprails across this over is going to re-land rock.
0:08.0	Thanks they all can't go in cry for pain for the Lord to go to come in his head and air flying.
0:15.0	Do athletes, when like LeBron James, when he does a commercial, is his wife and kids?
0:21.0	That's not his real wife and kids, right? Those are just models and actor kids.
0:27.0	Why do they try to be like a family guy and then not use their real family?
0:33.0	Even what's his name? Even fucking, what remember those soup commercials with it, Reggie White or somebody?
0:39.0	Some big black lineman was fucking doing the soup and that maybe it was maybe it was a...
0:45.0	Yeah, I might have read you white, but yeah, they used his mom and then there were placed his real mom with a fake...
0:52.0	Like more, more soul-playing mama.
0:56.0	They changed it up. It might have been the old quarterback from the Redskins.
0:59.0	But yeah, whoever it was, they just fucking changed out the mama. They're like, you ain't down home enough.
1:04.0	So they changed it.
1:06.0	Anyway, hi everybody. How are you? Welcome to Ari Shafir's Skeptic Tank. I'm Ari Shafir.
1:12.0	On today's episode, I'm going to talk...
1:15.0	Well, like I said before, man, my voice is fucked. It was better earlier. It really was.
1:20.0	I just got back from a really fun weekend in Calgary. It was cold as shit.
1:26.0	I would go outside for fucking 30 minutes. My feet would be cold for like an hour. It doesn't make any sense.
1:32.0	It's not even winter yet. Anyway, yeah, it was really fun. The whole weekend was sold out.
1:37.0	It was just great crowds the whole time. I loved it.
1:41.0	But my voice is a little shut. Like it always is. But it's better now, right? It's not even that bad.
1:46.0	I never lost it once on stage. I took my friend's wife advice. My friend Matt Siegel, his wife, Erica Siegel.
1:53.0	I think she goes by that. She's a homeopathic doctor in Portland. She gave me this spray to use, my throat.
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