86 - Elliott and The SPIDER ATTACK!

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2019

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Elliott met a spider right before recording this. WE ALSO MADE IT TO THE FINALS OF BRING THE FUNNY. Also also! Ya'll put us up at #1 trending in the US on Twitter. You're insane and we love you for it. -- Thanks to our sponsors! MeUndies: To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to http://MeUndies.com/valley and StitchFix: Get started today at http://stitchfix.com/valley and get an extra 25% off when you keep everything in your box! Thanks yous! Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the quartet on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Lee Newton: http://twitter.com/LeeNewtonSays http://instagram.com/leenewton Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza Intro submitted on Reddit by: u/Mrbenhamine SC Link: https://bit.ly/2mdL06z Shoot: Kait Elizabeth Edit: Ryan Farroki

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0:00.0	I'm on the floor.
0:02.0	I'm on the floor.
0:05.0	I'm on the floor.
0:08.0	So Heather's on the couch,
0:10.0	watching the movie, I'm on the floor.
0:11.0	We're just kicking it, and all of a sudden I look over to my left and this big ass spider just like we just saw in this room was scurrying across the floor right to me and it was one of those things where you look and you're like what the hell is that oh that's a
0:23.5	spider but it doesn't register fast enough because our brains are old and dying and it crawls
0:27.7	under me like right under and I go shit what the hell was that and I jump up and it's not on the ground,
0:33.7	so I don't know where it is.
0:34.6	I look at my shirt, I don't know where it is.
0:36.6	I took my pants off as fast as I could, followed by my underwear.
0:42.1	Y'em off. Yep A shirt off in like probably three seconds.
0:45.0	Dude, I'm standing buck naked.
0:48.0	I am flinging left and right in front of her.
0:50.0	She's laughing her ass off.
0:51.0	I'm like, there's a spider.
0:52.0	There's a spider. There's a spider.
0:53.6	She's like, why are you?
0:54.6	There's a spider.
0:55.3	Why are you naked?
0:56.3	Yeah, you did that right.
0:57.6	Dude, I was, but you did that right.
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