Okay, folks, thank you very much indeed for joining us today.

This is the portmeister and this, of course, is Planet Porky, to which you are listening, Leslie Ann Jones, alongside me in the, well, the smart studios we use these days in Fitzrovia.

Fitzrovia is a really nice part of London, is it not Leslie Ann?

It's very, very nice indeed.

Yeah, exactly.

I hadn't been around here for quite a long time.

I used to work across the road in Capital Radio years and years ago.

So I was up and down to Tottenham Court Radio in the old days.

Yeah, I remember it was up here, yeah, that's right.

But it's very pleasant now. It's lovely.

Guy Ritchie lives around here.

Yeah, he does.

Quite near that nice pub we went to where we had Thai curry.

Thai curry, yes, it was very nice indeed.

That's called the Grafton.

What a good pub.

It's called Grafton Walk and it has a resonance with me because when I was a kid growing up in Chester, on Saturdays, we'd get over to Liverpool, you know, because they had bigger nightclubs and there were more women there.

And it was exciting, you know, to be on Merseyside, you know what I mean?

And to act like a scouser and talk like a scouser, even though we were actually quite posh because we came from the King's School Chester, you know what I mean?

But the place to go...

You slumming it?

Well, so we felt a bit superior because, you know, we were sort of public schoolboys

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