86: #86 The Unforgettable Issue

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Hot on the heels of the last old episode, this new old episode is jam packed full of ancient chat… mainly about Button’s ancient (and very legal) ayahuasca ceremony, some ancient tree breasts, and Dan correctly predicting how long it would take to get this ancient episode out. Outside of that hot mess, there’s also scantily-clad deer-lickers, excited Swiftie forgetfulness, ejaculating nets, Instant coffee TV ad premonitions, Big foot sightings with red-eye reductions, Wolverine infestations in California, and a reduced prize for Nessie proof. Also, get ready for an ayahuasca fuelled Button’s Theory Time that proves at last that we’re all in a simulation…Oooooh!!!

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0:00.0	The Cryptid Factor with Rhys Darby and Dan Schreiber.
0:26.6	The Cryptid Factor And we're back.
0:49.3	We're back.
0:52.3	We are back.
0:55.0	Wow.
0:56.4	God, it's been ages, though.
0:58.2	Do you think we actually have any listeners anymore?
1:07.5	If you leave us now, you take away the biggest part of us.
1:24.6	Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh How does the rest of the song go though How's the rest of the show go?
1:26.1	What's happened?
1:28.7	That's not usual.
1:30.3	Thank you.
1:31.7	Thank you all for sticking with us if you are still out there.
1:35.8	You know, times are harsh these days.
1:38.0	I know people have probably been saying that since the beginning of time.
1:41.3	The first year of time, you know.
1:43.8	Oh gosh, times are harsh. We're out of apples. In the first year of time, you know. Oh gosh, times are harsh.
1:46.5	We're out of apples.
1:48.0	I don't know, but...
1:49.0	We're out of apples.
1:51.5	How are we going to survive?
1:53.7	I mean, we've got plenty of bananas, pears, apricots.
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