Hey, hey, hey, sports fans.

Well, there's not really sports here, but you know, that's a catchy phrase, but I'm going to read

that. Hey, hey, hey, hey, podcast fans.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway Podcast. Great to have you here. My name is Harlan Williams, your host.

And thanks for being on visiting the show.

We have a great show today. Aunt Ruthie is calling in.

Roger's telling me my Aunt Ruthie from Rochester, New York

has left a message for me on the voicemail

so we'll be listening to Aunt Ruthie's message,

see what she's up to.

Also, I'm going to be eating a vintage candy,

mmm, right on the show,

and there's a reason I'm going to be eating it live on the show because it's a very special type of vintage candy from my childhood and you'll see why I need to eat it live on the show in a very few short minutes here on the

tasty tasty podcast.

Also crazy news story man this has to do with spiders and their appetites wait to you find out

how much spiders eat it's gonna blow your mind man it's gonna going to freak you out. You're going to wonder why spiders aren't all a Jenny Craig

Whether or not overweight fatties

I mean they eat a lot wait. You hear this crazy news story so let's do it this whole

podcast is crazy this is ladies and gentlemen the Harlan highway

Sit down, strap in and tighten your diaper.

Come here baby.

You're about to go down the Harlan Highway.

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