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Welcome to another episode of the Sarah Fraser Show.

Sarah Fraser Show.

I am live from Detroit, Michigan. I mean, does the sound sound different? Hello. Hi. Is this on? Is this on? Well, I'm doing it from my mother-in-law's dining room table. With my brother-in-law here? I thought I'd actually... Okay, come over here. Okay. Introducing to everyone, I mean, do you want your real name used? Because he... No, nobody cares. Dan doesn't like his real name used. That's why we've gone with Schman. You know, that's why he's known as Schman. Wow, that's close to my mouth, isn't it? They don't know. Your fans don't know. They haven't figured out who my brother is.

No, the deal with Schman was, we named him, we used to call him Dan on the radio. And then, I don't know, I think I dropped like some sex story about us or whatever. And he was like mortified. He came home one, I came home one afternoon. He was sitting at the table. He's like, are very upset with the morning show and blah.

So anyway, he said, I don't, he said,

I didn't hear that story like, I'm very upset with the morning show and blah. So anyway,

he said, I don't, he said, I didn't hear that story, but I'm going to assume it's true, right? It was true. I mean, it was, yeah, I can't even remember. I can't even remember what it was about. Do you remember, Schman? What was it? Was it about your ball size? I can't, I mean, I don't want to rehash it. Wow. I don't remember the story. It's that you choose to live your life in public.

I do not, so I do not want my life shared in public. So you came up with a great idea to change

my name to Schman because nobody would decipher that code.

Exactly. So that's why we have Schman. So in P.S., it's working, by the way, because when new

listeners, new listeners go to me all the time, they go, what is Schman's real name? Shout out to

my friend Blair, who brought me to Craigs in L.A. You know, for people that don't know, Craig's L.A. is like very, you know, I think the food is good. It's just, it's a real scene. It's a celebrity scene when you're in L.A. Am I supposed to comment on this? I thought we were trying to figure out what we're going to call me. Yeah, but you should know this podcast jumps all over hell. You know, it's all over hell in Highwater. So anyway, oh, Schman, stop rolling your eyes. To protect Schman's nickname, we should, do you want to make something up on the spot? Do you want to open it up to your fans? They got to come up with an appropriate name for me. Oh, my God. Okay, you know what?

Then we'll leave your name anonymous. A reader poll, perhaps, or? Is there ever been a name that you've wanted to go by? Because, I mean, the secret about you and Schman, and it does work. People really don't know what Schman's real name is, my friend Blair at Craig's brunch. She wanted to know what his real name was. And you protected it.

You didn't give it up.

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