851 - Holiday KidCast 2025
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2025
⏱️ 134 minutes
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Summary
• Bart Merrick Team advice on pricing, staging, upgrades, and planning moves
• Possible rate shifts and trusting agents over online info
• Second annual Thanksgiving Kid Cast with Max, Tommy, and Maisie
• Kids noticeably older since last year
• Playing the Kid Cast intro and reacting to the cursing joke
• Cornucopia chat and Maisie starting her topic list
• Maisie calling Dan a funny comedian
• Dan's dermatologist visit and the underwear-picking story
• Finding a diamond necklace that belonged to Dan's late mother
• Kids finding Maisie's old "doodoo" drawing and Tommy's childhood books
• Talk about memories before age three
• Debate over Dan growing his hair out
• Kids choosing "computer men" as future careers
• Maisie pitching flavor and food-development jobs
• Discussion of flavorists, product testing, and internships
• Max wanting to be a mechanical engineer; Mark Rober comparisons
• Kids reacting to influencer life and online audiences
• "Drunk in the bear" stunt jokes and bear-suit memories
• Maisie limited to YouTube Kids; Roblox possibly fading
• Warnings about online dangers and news
• Maisie curious about college costs, in-state vs out-of-state
• Sensory scientist and food-writer careers
• Shared cooking-video and ASMR camping interests
• Kids' YouTube habits, Blue Lock anime, and Dan's egg sandwiches
• Maisie learning to cook and making biscuits
• Creative careers, money, and VTubers
• Kid trends: Roblox, Fortnite, Minecraft, Lonely Mountain Snow Riders
• CapCut edits, aesthetic photos, and dance videos
• Growth of kids' product industries and baby-mask marketing
• Morning-routine chaos and "plumb bobs" dad story
• Silence of the Lambs tucked-penis joke reactions
• Tommy's black-hole question and wanting to make people laugh
• Rapunzel hair-ripping cautionary tale
• AI feedback-loop comparison
• Breakfast routines, fancy school lunches, and picky eating
• Cold hot-dog story and kids assuming adults drink beer
• Solar Bears beer misconception and Maisie avoiding inappropriate jokes
• Swapping-parents hypothetical and morning-routine differences
• Cross-country practice schedules
• Trying Swedish Devil licorice and other weird foods
• Debate over rude vegetables and favorite veggies
• Teaching kids about pogs and slammers
• Showing Doom and comparing it to Minecraft
• Minecraft roller coasters and animal experiments
• Dance-competition songs like "Conga" and "Pink Pony Club"
• Drunky the Bear in a thong joke
• Thundercats intro and its anime influence
• 80s skeletal villains and kids not wanting physical toys
• Adults reminiscing about G.I. Joes and the $40 Super Soaker
• Stuffed animals as collectibles; friends not playing with toys
• Games used mainly for socializing
• Indoor vs outdoor play differences
• Voice chat today vs what 90s kids would've done
• Kids reacting to being recognized by listeners
• Myths like "don't swim after eating"
• 80s/90s cartoons feeling slow now
• Roblox as a social hub replacing neighborhood play
• Screens keeping distant family connected
• Listener question about knowing the kids' names
• Bald Black-woman voicemail and gold-crown air fresheners
• 90s car culture and Tom's first GMC S15
• Dog-poop stories, "mummy bones," and cleaning waffle-soled shoes
• Outdoor dogs then vs indoor dogs now
• Garage-Rottweiler memory
• Suggestion for Tom to do an FDOT anti-DUI commercial
• BeardMeatsFood and competitive-eater training
• John Candy documentary, fame pressure, and early death
• GLP-1s possibly helping Candy today; stigma around medical weight help
• Caller saying puke stories aren't embarrassing
• Ideas for embarrassing-story segments
• Modern teens avoiding risky public behavior due to cameras
• A-list guests preferring smaller shows to control conversations
• Hosts noting they aren't journalists and don't do confrontational interviews
• Thanksgiving thanks, travel plans, and NFL games
• Happy Thanksgiving sign-off
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Today's A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan Kidcast is brought to you by. |
| 0:05.4 | It's the Bart Merrick team, Bart Merrick Crystal Van. If you're looking to buy or sell your house, |
| 0:11.0 | this team can help you out. You have two super experienced realtors working with you to either |
| 0:16.7 | get the best value when you're buying a house and you're getting their experience, helping |
| 0:23.4 | hundreds and hundreds of our listeners buy and sell houses. |
| 0:26.7 | Like how to list your house, how to price it effectively and correctly, how to get the most |
| 0:31.6 | value out of your house, how to stage your house. A lot of people start throwing money at their |
| 0:36.6 | home before they sell it. Don't do that. |
| 0:38.6 | Yeah, before you out. Yeah, let Bart and Crystal tell you the things you should adjust. Maybe, |
| 0:43.5 | or maybe you shouldn't do anything at all. And the best thing to do is just talk to Bart Crystal to |
| 0:48.1 | plan out, even if you're like, hey, I want to start this sometime next year. Well, talk to them now. |
| 0:52.8 | And then, you know, that way you give yourself time to do whatever needs to be done or, you know, kind of expect, you know, know what to expect with the market value of what you think you're going to get. They're talking about another. They'll let you know. They're talking about a rate shift tomorrow, maybe. So, you know, who knows? Yeah. You can't always go by the internet. Just talk to Bart or Crystal. |
| 1:12.1 | They'll let you know. |
| 1:12.9 | They'll give you their expertise of what they believe you can get in this market. |
| 1:17.5 | Go with a true human team. |
| 1:19.5 | It's two folks that really care about you. |
| 1:21.4 | It's the Bart Merrick team, Bart and Crystal, bart therealtor.com. |
| 1:27.8 | Live from the injured on the go, just call Mo Studio. |
| 1:31.6 | It's a blast! |
| 1:32.4 | It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan. |
| 1:36.6 | Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program. |
| 1:48.0 | We hope that you will find our presentation precise. Joke heavy and just right. |
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