Welcome to Feathers and My Hair, an emotionally broken psycho's Patreon exclusive.

Join me for the Ultimate Team Mom Deep Dive. This is more than just a recap show. I'll scour the

internet to bring you all the best drama that MTV didn't air. From police reports to deleted tweets, I've got the details on all the fights, breakups,

and arrests of our favorite MTV trainbacks.

If you think the moms bring the drama on TV, just wait until you hear what really happened.

I'm your host, Liz Bentley.

Hey friends, how are you?

I'm coming to you live from the bedroom of my mom's house,

which means you will most definitely hear dog barking at one point.

I texted my mom and told her I was recording,

so let's hope she doesn't come home and scream,

hi Liz, on the top of her lungs.

But, you know, no guarantee there.

I have the fan on the lowest setting, because it's about 900 degrees out. I'm so fucking over

summer. Catch me on this podcast in five months, crying about how I hate winter, and I should

have never moved back from Florida, but, you know, I'm going to be my truth right now.

So, this week, I have a very special episode for you. It was part two of the reunion, which means team

mom two is now over. I watch a reunion. Okay, here are my main thoughts. What the fuck. Oh,

oh, oh, oh, first of all, today, Wednesday, August 29th is Chelsea's birthday.

And also, she had her baby today, baby Lane, but spelled L-A-Y-N-E. Not sure why the Y, but, you know, it's Chelsea.

Lane Eddie, E-T-T-I-E, Dibor. So, Mazeltoff to the DeBore family.

Lane, I like the name Lane. I think it's a nice name. I don't like the why. And Eddie

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