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Hey, everyone. This is Sarah. This is Megan. And you are listening to It's Always the Husband podcast.

This is the Deep Depression edition. So welcome. Right. Yep, I have a dinner plate with a poop on it.

And I am truly debating eating the poop or going to deodorant factory tomorrow.

It is a hard decision.

And I'm leaning poop.

I'm leaning poop.

And then you know, because us deodorants have had some time off, it happens around the summer.

We come back and then they do something.

I would rather eat 10 poops than do ice breaking games with pieces of shit that I work with. No. I can't do it. No. I have a whole week of ice breakers with these douchebags. I don't care about talking to them. No. And thank you that most of them listen. Hello. Hey, douchebags. How are you? We don't want to do ice breakers with you. They don't want to talk to me. No. We already know that we've told people what we've done this summer. The people who we care about. Well, and for 15 years we've done this. Nobody cares. Like, oh, how are your kids? Fine. I mean, if there was a hell and you had to like choose a door, one of my doors would be ice breakers. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. And I'm a social person and I don't like them. The other one that's sharing a hotel room. I know you hate it. I can't. I know. I can't. I love it. Yeah. I mean, that's better though than ice for sure. Yeah. Well, my sister-in-law is a principal at the principal financer CEO of the Deodorant Factory is what I meant to say. And she was trying to put together the back to the deodorant icebreakers.

Yeah, back to the factory.

Did you tell you slap her?

Hit her, kicker, and slap her?

You know what you should do is just say, hey, I'm your new boss.

I know that all of you are fantastic deodorant testers and makers and makers and um i think you should all

go to your labs right now yeah and just get ready rub deodorant on everything yes get ready to

test just get ready to test because the test subjects

will be coming in soon right and i just want you all to feel ready um have a great day that that's

the best thing i've ever heard she said no no. Oh, well. So. Shitty. Well, I don't know what they have to do. I don't know, but it sure is. I mean, it's painful. It's like surgery without any kind of anesthesia. It's that painful to me. Yeah, like tooth surgery without anesthesia. Oh, just tearing out your intestines or a

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