All right, so on today's show, we finally get around to Abbey and Judaism.

All right, so on today's show, we finally get around to Abbey and Judaism. So Abbey the red-headed

stepchild of the Judeic nation is here to talk to this.

Judeic nation.

It's close enough, right? nation. What would you describe yourself as? Because being a Jew is both a religion and a, I guess an ethnic group, right?

So how would you describe yourself?

Uh, culturally Jewish and not religious at all.

Do you think that's becoming more common?

I think it is.

Yep, there's a lot of, I guess, religious Jews that are upset about it,

so it must be more common. It must be everybody's upset.

Now I'm curious what was your upbringing like do they actually have Jewish schools like

they do Catholic schools?

Yes, it's called Hebrew school.

So, yeah, it's like Sunday school, except you learn Hebrew and you don't understand what it means.

So they just... So you already have announced it.

Can you speak Hebrew?

I can read it and I can write in it but I have no idea what I'm saying or writing.

Now this right here is perfect proof of the gift of tongues.

She may not be able to speak but she can write the shit at a Hebrew.

That's not the gift of tongues. That's close enough. That's the gift of fingers.

Most people have. tongues. That's close enough. That's the gift of fingers.

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