846: Priest Offers “Beach Raft Mass” on an Inflatable Raft – Dr. Taylor Marshall [Podcast]
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Dr. Taylor Marshall
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🗓️ 26 July 2022
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, this is a total abomination. |
| 0:06.0 | A priest, allegedly Catholic priest, offered a beach mass on top of an inflatable raft. |
| 0:13.1 | Here's the picture right here. |
| 0:14.7 | We've no shirt. |
| 0:17.3 | I mean, this is a total abomination. |
| 0:20.3 | You've heard of clown masses, balloon masses, disco masses. |
| 0:27.7 | I saw a beer hall mass once. |
| 0:30.6 | Now we've got a beach mass with the priest in a swim trunks, flatable raft. |
| 0:39.2 | I guess you could call this an altar server or is it a raft server inflatable tube server |
| 0:46.2 | who's holding the so-called altar in place? |
| 0:52.6 | This is Father Matia Bernoscone. |
| 0:58.2 | And yeah, I mean, it's just frustrating that we can't even have traditional Latin masses |
| 1:04.2 | and we got jokers like this with inflatable rafts offering allegedly the sacrifice of the |
| 1:13.5 | mass. |
| 1:14.7 | Such a joke. |
| 1:15.7 | I'm going to run the videos. |
| 1:17.1 | As you can see, I'm a little worked up today. |
| 1:19.0 | We should probably pray in our Father. |
| 1:23.3 | Oremus. |
| 1:24.3 | Not working. |
| 1:27.0 | Prayer and Latin natives. |
| 1:30.8 | Oremus, no matter how many parties it feels, it's better to sing Tiaman. |
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