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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

844 - Horny Vanbucketdad

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Thomas, Radio, Orlando, Vann, Real, 1041, Florida, Tom, The, Morning, Comedy, Drunky, Daniel, Podcast, Improv, Dennis, Monsters, Dan, In

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

• Fairvilla Megastore Halloween party and Grave Rave
• Horny Dracula joke and costume talk
• Shopping for lingerie, gifts, and costumes at Fairvilla
• Store locations in Kissimmee, I-Drive, Palatka, and Sanford
• Visit Fairvilla.com for info and events
• Show intro and sponsor shoutouts
• Reflection on show longevity and episode count
• New Love Thy Neighbor podcast with Colette Fehr
• Relationship focus with humor and Thursday schedule
• Promo for free Bad at Business Beerfest on Nov 22
• THC seltzer trend and tolerance chat
• Guest Amy LeCours on sobriety and quitting Adderall
• Marriage dynamics and side-effect jokes
• Beerfest planning and sponsor updates
• Jeff’s Bagel Run app and giveaways
• Giant Recreational World RVs joining the fest
• Camping trip to Jonathan Dickinson State Park
• Camper luxury and marriage humor
• Beerfest lineup with free beer, seltzers, food trucks, and giveaways
• Gabriel Plants and Jeff’s Bagel Run freebies
• Silver Linings Band and DJ Sharp performing live
• Family-friendly, all-ages street party
• Limited gift bags, arrive early at noon
• Pint-glass sales benefit Yellow Brick Road Foundation
• Jokes about charity credit and validation
• Sofas and Suds couch races promo before Thanksgiving
• AI fatigue and Sora 2 video generator talk
• SJ from St. Cloud as tech partner
• AI videos: zombie chase and Stephen Hawking skateboarding
• Digital afterlife and consent debate
• A Boy Named Farts AI parody and artist-rights talk
• Chris Stapleton concert canceled for bronchitis
• Weekend plans ruined and weather debate
• Defending a Monster segment on Columbus
• Guns, disease, and morality in context
• Regret over “Indian” label and Italian stereotypes
• Columbus confusion and AI fatigue
• Columbus Day regattas and nude boating nostalgia
• 1980s parenting, drinking, and no seatbelts
• Bucket Dad memories and reckless fun
• Past vs modern child-safety contrast
• Indoor-smoking nostalgia and car-feature talk
• Tech-gap jokes about landlines and icons
• New hair-growth study with minoxidil and stevia
• Tugboat Clark beard experiment
• Hollerbach’s Oktoberfest food, beer, and stein-holding
• Amy LeCours comedy shows at 12 Talons, Bull & Bush, Little Indies
• NFL tush-push debate and rule predictions
• Bucket Dad callback and email segment
• Workplace story on covering coworker duties
• Independent show model vs old iHeart system
• Employees multitasking and ghost quitters
• Caring exploited vs healthy boundaries
• Accepting favors without guilt
• Listener Joshua’s dad-daughter Honda N600 build
• Parenting and passing down skills
• Bucket Dads vs absent dads motivation
• Balancing trauma and success in kids
• Using video proof for parenting memories
• Flip-flops and professionalism debate
• Florida casual culture vs business image
• Comics dressing up out of respect
• Tom’s Pukes of Hazard tease and leg injury
• Physical-therapy embarrassment and odor jokes
• Avoidance humor and smell callback
• Tugboat Clark storm call-in and 10-ft waves
• Stevia-minoxidil patch results and mouse study
• Crack vs Stevia confusion and Charlie Sheen story
• Listener Concrete Mike 9/11 near-miss story
• Fate, luck, and random survival themes
• Dan’s Sanford Cracker Barrel shooting story
• Divine intervention vs chance debate
• Other-shoe-to-drop mindset and entropy metaphor
• Rant on pill shortages and Adderall panic
• Wrap-up plugs for Amy LeCours and Pillow Fort podcast
• Reminder to listen to Love Thy Neighbor
• Upcoming November events and Fairvilla party
• Attend Sofas and Suds and Beerfest
• Colette Fehr confirmed for Beerfest
• Pukes of Hazard premieres Monday for BDMs
• Subscribe at TomandDan.com and join the fun

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Today is a mediocre time with Tom and Dad, the podcast.

0:03.9

It's brought to you by, blah, blah, blah.

0:07.3

Every year.

0:08.1

I got to do it every year.

0:09.0

The horny Dracula.

0:09.9

You're going to get a horny Dracula.

0:11.2

Every year you get a horny Dracula.

0:13.7

Fair Villa Megastore.

0:15.5

And speaking of Horny Dracula, we're going to the Fair Villa Halloween party, October 15th next Wednesday.

0:22.3

Me and Daniel will be out there.

0:24.3

Fair Villa always puts on great parties.

0:27.0

They do.

0:27.3

And if you want to come out, come dressed up, it's the grave rave.

0:31.3

They're doing a rave.

0:32.3

Their stores open.

0:33.2

So it's a great date night to get, you know, maybe an extra Halloween costume.

0:38.8

You get some, you know, some Fairville things.

0:42.0

Get a wand.

0:43.2

Yeah, the mild, the wild upstairs.

0:45.8

Get a, uh, get a Simeon.

0:48.2

I mean, yeah, yeah, or some massage oils.

0:50.9

You know, just stop by, grab a candle for your grandma.

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