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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2025
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Summary
• Sponsorship by Bart Merrick team with major savings for clients
• Introduction of wives Andrea Dennis and Crystal Van as show guests
• Dan's garage becoming an 'alt-right grandpa paradise'
• Upcoming events: Bad at Business Beer Fest (Nov 22) and Sofas & Suds (Nov 23)
• Free beer fest with food trucks, giveaways, and sponsors Just Call Moe, Modern Plumbing, Fairvilla, Jeff's Bagel Run
• Audi returning to Sofas & Suds after past booing, debate on villainizing them
• Couch race strategy: strongest people, engineering importance, past vine couch collapse
• Events positioned as family-friendly leading into Thanksgiving
• Safer dance break replacing 'running of the children'
• Betting and losing money at Sofas & Suds
• Bitcoin showing in shared calendar causing marital tension and jokes
• Launch of new 'Love Thy Neighbor Show' on relationships with Colette
• Airs Thursdays 8 PM on Real Radio, podcast episodes starting Oct 2
• Collecting listener questions and stories for Love Thy Neighbor
• Plans for Fairvilla Halloween party Oct 15 and Clint Eastwood outfit joke
• Opening of Orlando's massive new H-Mart in former Super Target
• H-Mart's food stalls, head spa, seafood, noodles, Paris Baguette, Kung Fu Tea
• Maisie's interest in Korean beauty products, snail mucin skincare talk
• Monthly family outings to hot pot and Korean barbecue
• Discussion of kids online safety, Roblox, FaceTime, parental monitoring
• Nostalgia for AOL chatrooms and 1990s unsupervised childhoods
• Andrea Bocelli documentary leading to Italy travel dreams
• Chris Turner interview after America's Got Talent second-place finish
• Behind-the-scenes of AGT, reflections on prize money, fan support, corporate gigs
• Criticism of singers dominating AGT despite other talents
• Watching OJ Simpson documentary, cultural impact, generational views
• Documentary editing shaping narratives, 'Catfish' example
• Daniel's idea of a garage urinal, legal concerns, customization jokes
• Biggest Loser documentary showing manipulative tactics and harmful outcomes
• Media strategies: contrarian roles, Howard Stern, Rush Limbaugh
• Daniel retreating from online fights, enjoying garage time with scooter, dog, music
• Andrea accusing Daniel of frugality habits passed to Maisie
• Maisie making nachos from broken chips
• Family prepping Halloween early, Christmas carols in September
• Promotion of Hollerbach's Oktoberfest in Sanford with Tom & Dan pins
• Listener voicemails: show catchphrases in daily life, Bubble Bath Billy in the tub
• Tech frustrations with Bluetooth, AirPods, Spotify, Alexa
• Stories of childhood risks vs today's safety and tracking
• Travis Pastrana trivia and his daughter excelling in extreme sports
• Debate over pushing kids into hobbies vs natural interests
• Slang evolution with terms like 'huzz'
• Upcoming events: Sofas & Suds, Fairvilla Halloween party Oct 15
• Lighthearted banter about cosmetic procedures, colonoscopies, hunters struck by lightning
• Show closing with thanks, jokes about mediocrity, and legal worries
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Today's A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by the Bart Merrick team. |
| 0:05.4 | If you're looking to buy a house or you're looking to sell your house, how about two super experienced realtors working for you to either get you the best value on the house you're trying to buy or the most money for a house you're trying to sell? |
| 0:19.5 | That's what they did for me. I had a home that was underpriced. |
| 0:24.1 | Bart and Crystal came in and corrected my error. |
| 0:27.2 | They can correct yours as well. |
| 0:28.5 | They love helping people. |
| 0:30.0 | And I think personally, I'm just going to say it. |
| 0:32.2 | I think they're the best at it. |
| 0:33.3 | And the experience they have in every sort of market, including this current market, because they're constantly closing in houses, including the listener we have on the line right now. |
| 0:44.2 | Jesse, how you doing, Jesse? |
| 0:46.1 | What's up, guys? |
| 0:47.3 | So, Jesse, tell us your experience with the Bart Merrick team. |
| 0:50.8 | So, actually, originally our experience with the Bart Merrick team is we sold our first house with them in Florida. |
| 0:57.9 | Okay. |
| 0:58.3 | They got us way more than we were expecting to get. |
| 1:01.5 | Use that money to move and live on. |
| 1:03.9 | And now we are coming back to Florida. |
| 1:07.5 | They helped us find a house. |
| 1:09.2 | They negotiated the price down by like $ 50,000. Oh, wow. |
| 1:14.4 | Yeah, dude, crushing people. That's a lot of money, man. I wasn't expecting to hear that you saved |
| 1:20.7 | 50K, but I'll take it. Yeah, Crystal and Bart both have held our hand and, you know, put every hardball of negotiation on the table. |
| 1:31.1 | And we've come out, I guess, like, 130,000, if you combine the two ahead. |
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